The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation
Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that
