You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world
I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…
The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
