It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know