I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death