In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,