If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue