When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
