The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found