The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
I have an idea: I have no idea
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…