Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining

Each day is another chance Another chance at what? Maybe another bite at the apple Or just maybe Another day not to take a bite out…

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume