It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

I don’t get mad I get odd

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews