The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
In Blade Runner Replicants are slaves Birthed in an adult body With false memories implanted To make their burden somehow beara…
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
All dressed down with nowhere to go
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…