I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

God is the world’s only super-bower