When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques