I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

Experience teaches men that Money is addictive And love is the only cure for addi… For a thousand thousand dollars is… While one woman is more than enoug…

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…