Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it