You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
