The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
God is the world’s only super-bower
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse
Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…
