Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

Asked to surrender his battleship John Paul Jones replied “I have not yet begun to fight!” Asked to surrender my ego trip I replied

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

Relationships are built on trust And the problem isn’t that we cybo… Don’t trust the other side Which was always vanishingly rare But that we don’t trust our own si…