You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss