A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…