If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
