A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going