For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
