I want what you want so I want a cow

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong