When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children