Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

I want what you want so I want a cow

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric