A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–