The Borg Queen Has Spoken
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
I have an idea: I have no idea
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction
The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant
