In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you