I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
