The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong
