We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of
