Dreams don’t come true; They are true

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it