Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys