At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
