Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic