I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip