It’s always darkest before the yawn
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.