The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
