The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is