I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell