To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did