Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control