Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

The less you need to control the more powerful you

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us