Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
