I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
