You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty