Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
