7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business