The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement