I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late