Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone