Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need
Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…
The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
