It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

I changed My mind By following My heart

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese