You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…
Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how
There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
