The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
