You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

You’ll know that you are living on easy street when it’s a dead end street

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you