There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…