We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves