Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Never Win Anything

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume