Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself
