The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
