In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors